The Copybook

Short passages for reading, drawn from history, legend, poetry and fiction.

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Alice gets an English Lesson Lewis Carroll

Alice meets Humpty Dumpty, and it turns out that she has been using words wrong all her life.

Carroll’s Humpty Dumpty exhibits all the pride that goeth before his famous fall, and also the same proprietary attitude to the meaning of words fashionable in Westminster. Here, he has just boasted of his ‘un-birthday present’ from the White King and Queen, and Alice is puzzled.

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Thomas Brassey Clay Lane

The unsung surveyor from Cheshire, who built railways and made friends across the world.

The Victorian railway engineer Thomas Brassey (1805-1870) is not the household name that he perhaps ought to be, chiefly because he worked through agents and alongside partners. Nonetheless, his knowledge and business acumen lies behind much of the rail network in Britain, and helped start the railway revolution from France to Australia.

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The Din of Diplomacy William Ewart Gladstone

William Gladstone warns voters not to leave foreign policy in the hands of interventionist politicians.

In a speech in Scotland in 1879, William Gladstone apologised for raising the subject of Foreign Policy, but explained that ordinary voters cannot afford to ignore such matters. Once Britain starts meddling in international affairs, the result will be war, and taxpayers foot the bill.

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An Exceptional Nation William Ewart Gladstone

William Gladstone explains that a truly ‘exceptional nation’ respects the equality and rights of all nations.

In 1879, William Gladstone MP berated his rival Benjamin Disraeli, the Prime Minister, for turning Russia into Europe’s bogeyman. Patriotism, Gladstone said, is a healthy thing, but the true patriot is generous, and never claims for his own country rights and dignities he denies to others.

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A Leader by Example Samuel Smiles

George Stephenson won the admiration of French navvies by showing them how a Geordie works a shovel.

George Stephenson was arguably history’s most influential engineer, yet he never really gave up being a Northumberland miner. He always retained his Geordie ordinariness, and was never happier than when he was among his fellow working men.

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The Language of Balnibarbi Jonathan Swift

Lemuel Gulliver finds that the people of Balnibarbi just don’t appreciate their hardworking academics.

Lemuel Gulliver is visiting the distinguished Academy in Balnibarbi, where absent-minded professors pursue countless schemes for bettering society. In the School of Languages, for example, some experts plan to do away with verbs, participles and words of more than one syllable, but their colleagues are far bolder.

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