Introduction
Lemuel Gulliver is visiting the distinguished Academy in Balnibarbi, where absent-minded professors pursue countless schemes for bettering society. In the School of Languages, for example, some experts plan to do away with verbs, participles and words of more than one syllable, but their colleagues are far bolder.
THE other project was, a scheme for
entirely abolishing all words whatsoever; and this was urged as a
great advantage in point of health, as well as brevity. For it is
plain, that every word we speak is, in some degree, a diminution of
our lungs by corrosion, and, consequently, contributes to the
shortening of our lives.
An expedient was therefore offered, “that since words are only
names for things, it would be more convenient for all men to carry
about them such things as were necessary to express a particular
business they are to discourse on.”
And this invention would certainly have taken place, to the great
ease as well as health of the subject, if the women, in conjunction
with the vulgar and illiterate, had not threatened to raise a
rebellion unless they might be allowed the liberty to speak with their
tongues, after the manner of their forefathers; such constant
irreconcilable enemies to science are the common people.
By
Jonathan Swift
1667-1745
Questions for Critics
1. What is the author
aiming to achieve in writing this?
2. Note any words, devices or turns of phrase that
strike you. How do they help the author communicate his
ideas more effectively?
3. What impression does this passage make on you?
How might you put that impression into words?
Based on The English Critic (1939)
by NL Clay, drawing on The New Criticism: A Lecture Delivered at
Columbia University, March 9, 1910, by J. E. Spingarn,
Professor of Comparative Literature in Columbia University,
USA.
Précis
Jonathan Swift took a swipe at progressive academics, sending
Lemuel Gulliver to interview radical linguists who advocated doing away with
all words for communication, instead brandishing objects to communicate ideas.
Gulliver noted that women and the working classes had objected, and that the
scholars blamed such people for repeatedly standing in the way of scientific
advance.
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Jonathan Swift took a swipe at progressive academics, sending
Lemuel Gulliver to interview radical linguists who advocated doing away with
all words for communication, instead brandishing objects to communicate ideas.
Gulliver noted that women and the working classes had objected, and that the
scholars blamed such people for repeatedly standing in the way of scientific
advance.
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1.increase the length of this precis to exactly 60 words.
2.reduce the length of this precis to exactly 50 words.
3.introduce one of the following words into the precis: about, because, may, or, ought, until, whereas, whether.
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Word Games
Suggest answers to this question. See
if you can limit one answer to exactly
seven words.
Variations:
1.expand your answer to exactly fourteen words.
2.expand your answer further, to exactly twenty-one words.
3.include one of the following words in your answer: if, but, despite, because, (al)though, unless.
Express the ideas below in a single
sentence, using different words as much as possible.
Do not be satisfied with the first answer you
think of; think of several, and choose the best.
For each group of words, compose a sentence that uses all three. You can use any form of the word: for example, cat → cats, go → went, or quick → quickly, though neigh → neighbour is stretching it a bit.
This exercise uses words found in the accompanying passage.
1
Lung.
Particular.
Take.
2
Only.
Raise.
Speak.
3
Contribute.
Ease.
Invention.
Variations:
1.
include direct and indirect speech
2.
include one or more of these words: although, because, despite, either/or, if, unless, until, when, whether, which, who
3.
use negatives (not, isn’t, neither/nor, never, nobody etc.)
Make words by adding vowels to each group of consonants below. You may add as many vowels as you like before, between or after the consonants, but you may not add any consonants or change the order of those you have been given. See if you can beat our target of common words.
dtd
(5)
See Words
audited.
dated.
dieted.
doted.
edited.
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