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Angel Cat

Cats do have a conscience: it tells them when to look innocent.

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She wouldn’t hurt a butterfly! A tortoiseshell-and-white (or calico) cat named Iris. © Serena, Wikimedia Commons. Licence: CC-BY-SA 2.0.

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Introduction

According to Jerome’s friend Jephson, alongside Nonconformists cats are the only creatures in this world with a functioning conscience. ‘You might almost think they had a soul.’

“ONLY this morning I was watching that tortoise-shell of yours on the houseboat. She was creeping along the roof, behind the flower-boxes, stalking a young thrush that had perched upon a coil of rope. Murder gleamed from her eye, assassination lurked in every twitching muscle of her body.

“As she crouched to spring, Fate, for once favouring the weak, directed her attention to myself, and she became, for the first time, aware of my presence. It acted upon her as a heavenly vision upon a Biblical criminal. In an instant she was a changed being. The wicked beast, going about seeking whom it might devour,* had vanished.

“In its place sat a long-tailed, furry angel, gazing up into the sky with an expression that was one-third innocence and two-thirds admiration of the beauties of nature. What was she doing there, did I want to know? Why, could I not see, playing with a bit of earth. Surely I was not so evil-minded as to imagine she wanted to kill that dear little bird — God bless it.”

From ‘Novel Notes’ by Jerome K. Jerome.

A reference to 1 Peter 5:8.

Précis

Jerome’s friend Jephson claimed that cats have a keen sense of right and wrong - after a fashion. He said he had just seen a cat stalking a thrush. As soon as the cat realised it was being watched, it changed from a relentless hunter into a picture of innocence who couldn’t harm a fly. (54 / 60 words)

Jerome’s friend Jephson claimed that cats have a keen sense of right and wrong - after a fashion. He said he had just seen a cat stalking a thrush. As soon as the cat realised it was being watched, it changed from a relentless hunter into a picture of innocence who couldn’t harm a fly.

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Variations: 1.increase the length of this precis to exactly 60 words. 2.reduce the length of this precis to exactly 50 words. 3.introduce one of the following words into the precis: besides, if, not, or, ought, since, until, whether.

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Sevens Based on this passage

Suggest answers to this question. See if you can limit one answer to exactly seven words.

What was the tortoise-shell cat up to on the boat?

Variations: 1.expand your answer to exactly fourteen words. 2.expand your answer further, to exactly twenty-one words. 3.include one of the following words in your answer: if, but, despite, because, (al)though, unless.

Jigsaws Based on this passage

Express the ideas below in a single sentence, using different words as much as possible. Do not be satisfied with the first answer you think of; think of several, and choose the best.

Jephson saw a cat on Jerome’s houseboat. It was on the roof. The cat belonged to Jerome.

Spinners Find in Think and Speak

For each group of words, compose a sentence that uses all three. You can use any form of the word: for example, cat → cats, go → went, or quick → quickly, though neigh → neighbour is stretching it a bit.

This exercise uses words found in the accompanying passage.

1 Crouch. Direct. Going.

2 Body. Its. Play.

3 Mind. Rope. Twitch.

Variations: 1. include direct and indirect speech 2. include one or more of these words: although, because, despite, either/or, if, unless, until, when, whether, which, who 3. use negatives (not, isn’t, neither/nor, never, nobody etc.)

Add Vowels Find in Think and Speak

Make words by adding vowels to each group of consonants below. You may add as many vowels as you like before, between or after the consonants, but you may not add any consonants or change the order of those you have been given. See if you can beat our target of common words.

rnts (5+1)

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orients. rants. rents. reunites. runts.

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