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An Aristocracy of Mere Wealth Richard Cobden was not a little envious of the USA’s open and can-do society, but he did not covet her republicanism.
1835
King William IV 1830-1837
Music: Sir Arthur Sullivan

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Princess Elizabeth visiting a shipyard in Sunderland, 1946.

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Princess Elizabeth of the United Kingdom, later Queen Elizabeth II, visiting the shipyard of Sir James Laing & Sons in Deptford, Sunderland, on April 30th, 1946, for the launch of the merchant ship British Princess. Elizabeth had turned twenty just nine days earlier. Richard Cobden (1804-1865), a Manchester manufacturer, had a poor opinion of the aristocracy, especially in government: he wrote of Lord Chandos that he was saved from being appointed as an utterly incompetent minister of State by the fact that he was honest. Yet dismantling Britain’s archaic class ‘system’ would be not only offensive to the public, but counterproductive: Chandos would never lord it so Pharisaically over his social inferiors as the middle-class money-men who would supplant him.

An Aristocracy of Mere Wealth
In 1835 the USA stood for strict public economy (that year the national debt hit zero for the first and last time), military restraint, and wise investment of taxpayers’ dollars. These things, Richard Cobden believed, England could usefully copy; but not republicanism. A British republic, he said, she would merely replace one kind of aristocracy with a much less noble one.

THEY who argue in favour of a republic, in lieu of a mixed monarchy, for Great Britain, are, we suspect, ignorant of the genius* of their countrymen.

Democracy forms no element in the materials of English character. An Englishman is from his mother’s womb an aristocrat. Whatever rank or birth, whatever fortune, trade, or profession may be his fate, he is, or wishes, or hopes to be an aristocrat. The insatiable love of caste that in England, as in Hindostan,* devours all hearts, is confined to no walks of society, but pervades every degree, from the highest to the lowest.*

Of what conceivable use then would it be to strike down the lofty patricians that have descended to us from the days of the Normans and Plantagenets, if we, of the middle class, who are more than any other enslaved to this passion, are prepared to lift up, from amongst ourselves, an aristocracy of mere wealth, — not less austere, not less selfish, — only less noble than that we had deposed.

* ‘Genius’ here (in accord with the original Latin word) means an inborn spirit or instinct.

* Hindostan or Hindustan was originally a Persian term for what is now Pakistan and northwestern India. In English, it was often applied to those areas of British India which were predominantly Hindu rather than Muslim.

* In a footnote, Cobden recalled reading about a Bow Street court case in which a knife-grinder and chair-mender named Solomon Lovell had begged the court to intervene after his wife of just three days, Desdemona Cocks, aged forty-three, was spirited away to a garret in Charles Street, off Drury Lane, because her haughty friends thought she had married beneath her station. They themselves were ‘in the costermongering line’, i.e. they were mobile street vendors selling groceries from a cart.

Précis

Writing in 1835, Richard Cobden warned advocates of republicanism that what so worked well in the USA would not work in England, where everyone from the highest to the lowest is addicted to snobbery of some kind. Any egalitarian revolution would simply create a rather grubby alternative class system based on money rather than family. (54 / 60 words)

Source

From ‘England, Ireland and America’ (1835) by Richard Cobden (1804-1865) as collected in ‘The Political Writings of Richard Cobden’ (1867, 1903) with a preface by Lord Welby, introductions by Sir Louis Mallet and William Cullen Bryant, and notes by F.W. Chesson. Additional information from ‘Mornings at Bow Street’ (1875) by John Wight.

Suggested Music

The Gondoliers

There lived a king as I’ve been told

Sir Arthur Sullivan (1842-1900)

Performed by the Ohio Light Opera Orchestra, conducted by J. Lynn Thompson.

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Transcript / Notes

SONG – DON ALHAMBRA, with MARCO and GIUSEPPE.

DON AL. There lived a King, as I’ve been told,
In the wonder-working days of old,
When hearts were twice as good as gold,
And twenty times as mellow.
Good-temper triumphed in his face,
And in his heart he found a place
For all the erring human race
And every wretched fellow.
When he had Rhenish wine to drink
It made him, very sad to think
That some, at junket or at jink,
Must be content with toddy.

MAR. and GIU. With toddy, must be content with toddy.

DON AL. He wished all men as rich as he
(And he was rich as rich could be),
So to the top of every tree
Promoted everybody.

MAR. and GIU. Now, that’s the kind of King for me.
He wished all men as rich as he,
So to the top of every tree
Promoted everybody!

DON AL. Lord Chancellors were cheap as sprats,
And Bishops in their shovel hats
Were plentiful as tabby cats –
In point of fact, too many.
Ambassadors cropped up like hay,
Prime Ministers and such as they
Grew like asparagus in May,
And Dukes were three a penny.
On every side Field-Marshals gleamed,
Small beer were Lords-Lieutenant deemed,
With Admirals the ocean teemed
All round his wide dominions.

MAR. and GIU. With Admirals all round his wide dominions.

DON AL. And Party Leaders you might meet
In twos and threes in every street
Maintaining, with no little heat,
Their various opinions.

MAR. and GIU. Now that’s a sight you couldn’t beat –
Two Party Leaders in each street
Maintaining, with no little heat,
Their various opinions.

DON AL. That King, although no one denies
His heart was of abnormal size,
Yet he’d have acted otherwise
If he had been acuter.
The end is easily foretold,
When every blessed thing you hold
Is made of silver, or of gold,
You long for simple pewter.
When you have nothing else to wear
But cloth of gold and satins rare,
For cloth of gold you cease to care –
Up goes the price of shoddy.

MAR. and GIU. Of shoddy, up goes the price of shoddy.

DON AL. In short, whoever you may be,
To this conclusion you’ll agree,
When every one is somebodee,
Then no one’s anybody!

MAR. and GIU. Now that’s as plain as plain can be,
To this conclusion we agree –

ALL. When every one is somebodee,
Then no one’s anybody!

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