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French Leave

A French poodle won the heart of a fastidious English officer by covering him in mud.

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1815

King George III 1760-1820

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French Leave

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The Pont Royal of Pont Henru Quatre over the Seine in the heart of Paris. It was here on this bridge in 1815 that the events described by Nora Alleyne took place. It is especially touching that such a tale should unfold that year, when the Duke of Wellington and the French Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte were wrestling over the liberty of all Europe, and drawing inexorably to their final reckoning in The Battle of Waterloo. Yet even the great French general was not immune to the appeal of a cute little canine amidst the noise of battle: see The Little Dog of Castiglione.

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Introduction

The cat, wrote Nora Alleyne, has been the heroine of many extraordinary tales of homing instinct, yet other animals deserve a mention, such as the flock of sheep that repatriated themselves from Yorkshire to their breeding-ground north of the Cheviots. There are numerous stories of dogs, too, finding a way home in the face of overwhelming obstacles.

ONE of the most curious [tales] is told by an English officer who was in Paris in the year 1815. One day, as the officer was walking hastily over the bridge,* he was annoyed by a muddy poodle dog rubbing up against him, and dirtying his beautifully polished boots. Now dirty boots were his abhorrence, so he hastily looked round for a shoe-black, and seeing one at a little distance off, at once went up to him to have his boots re-blacked.

A few days later the officer was again crossing the bridge, when a second time the poodle brushed against him and spoilt his boots. Without thinking he made for the nearest shoe-black, just as he had done before, and went on his way; but when the same thing happened a third time, his suspicions were aroused, and he resolved to watch. In a few minutes he saw the dog run down to the riverside and roll himself in the mud, and then come back to the bridge and keep a sharp look-out for the first well-dressed man who would be likely to repay his trouble.

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* The Pont Royal or Pont Henri Quatre, as we learn shortly.

Précis

One day in 1815, a Parisian poodle scampered over to an immaculately dressed Englishman, and muddied his shiny boots. The Englishman immediately enlisted a shoe-black’s assistance, only for the dog to catch him twice more. Suspecting some ruse, he retreated to the shadows, and sure enough soon saw the poodle deliberately roll in the mud before soaking another well-dressed passer-by. (60 / 60 words)

One day in 1815, a Parisian poodle scampered over to an immaculately dressed Englishman, and muddied his shiny boots. The Englishman immediately enlisted a shoe-black’s assistance, only for the dog to catch him twice more. Suspecting some ruse, he retreated to the shadows, and sure enough soon saw the poodle deliberately roll in the mud before soaking another well-dressed passer-by.

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