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Brimstone and Treacle

Mrs Squeers has lost the school spoon, and is uncomfortably frank about its importance.

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1839

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Brimstone and Treacle

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A restored Victorian-era classroom at Queen Street School in Barton-on-Humber, Yorkshire, as it might have been in the 1890s. No evidence for schools like the fictional (?) Dotheboys Hall was uncovered by the painstaking Newcastle Commission of 1859, but the inspector for Yorkshire, Joshua Fitch, still complained of penny-pinching, hidden charges, dull or set-piece lessons with consequent indiscipline, training boys for ‘the world of work’ rather than educating them roundly, and a lack of provision for girls. Dickens had high hopes for State intervention, Sir Joshua did not. Whether the subsequent 150 years has justified Dickens or Sir Joshua is a matter for debate.

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Episode 2 of 6 in the Series Nicholas Nickleby, Scenes from

Introduction

Impoverished young gentleman Nicholas Nickleby has accepted a position as junior master at Dotheboys Hall, a remote Yorkshire school managed by Mr Wackford Squeers and his wife. On his arrival, Nicholas is treated to a rapid initiation into the school’s educational vision.

‘DRAT the things,’ said the lady, opening the cupboard; ‘I can’t find the school spoon anywhere.’

‘Never mind it, my dear,’ observed Squeers in a soothing manner; ‘it’s of no consequence.’

‘No consequence, why how you talk!’ retorted Mrs Squeers sharply; ‘isn’t it brimstone morning?’

‘I forgot, my dear,’ rejoined Squeers; ‘yes, it certainly is. We purify the boys’ bloods now and then, Nickleby.’

‘Purify fiddlesticks’ ends,’ said his lady. ‘Don’t think, young man, that we go to the expense of flower of brimstone and molasses, just to purify them; because if you think we carry on the business in that way, you’ll find yourself mistaken, and so I tell you plainly.’

‘My dear,’ said Squeers frowning. ‘Hem!’

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