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‘Kings in Our Own Right’

Two former soldiers in India find British bureaucracy cramps their style, so they set off to become kings of their own land.

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‘Kings in Our Own Right’

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A bazaar on the way to Bibi Pak Daman, the shrine and mausoleum of Ruqayyah bint Ali in Lahore, Punjab, Pakistan. It was in a small newspaper office in Lahore that Peachey Carnehan and Danny Dravot broached their breathtaking scheme to conquer a corner of Afghanistan and rule it as Sir James Brooke, the ‘white rajah’, had recently ruled Sarawak in Indonesia. Their plan was to use their peerless training in the British Army to help some local tribal elder build a vast realm, and then take it over themselves. If Kipling did not intend this as a cautionary parable for the British Empire, he might easily have done so; and it would fit today’s ‘American Empire’ just as well.

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Introduction

It is the days of the British Raj, and the editor of a newspaper in Lahore has done a favour for fellow freemasons ‘Peachey’ Carnehan and his inseparable companion Daniel Dravot. Now the two ex-army men have crammed themselves into the paper’s tiny, stuffy office to share with him a resolution. “We have decided” said Carnehan “that India isn’t big enough for such as us.”

THEY certainly were too big for the office. Dravot’s beard seemed to fill half the room and Carnehan’s shoulders the other half, as they sat on the big table. Carnehan continued:— “The country isn’t half worked out because they that governs it won’t let you touch it. They spend all their blessed time in governing it, and you can’t lift a spade, nor chip a rock, nor look for oil, nor anything like that without all the Government saying — ‘Leave it alone and let us govern.’ Therefore, such as it is, we will let it alone, and go away to some other place where a man isn’t crowded and can come to his own. We are not little men, and there is nothing that we are afraid of except Drink, and we have signed a Contrack* on that. Therefore, we are going away to be Kings.”

“Kings in our own right,” muttered Dravot.

“Yes, of course,” I said. “You’ve been tramping in the sun, and it’s a very warm night, and hadn’t you better sleep over the notion? Come to-morrow.”

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* Peachey mispronounces ‘contract’.

Précis

In Rudyard Kipling’s short story, two former British soldiers burst into the cramped offices of a Lahore newspaper, and tell the bewildered editor (a fellow freemason) that petty Raj bureaucracy has forced them to a decision: they are going away to be kings in their own land. The editor’s response is to be as soothing as he can. (58 / 60 words)

In Rudyard Kipling’s short story, two former British soldiers burst into the cramped offices of a Lahore newspaper, and tell the bewildered editor (a fellow freemason) that petty Raj bureaucracy has forced them to a decision: they are going away to be kings in their own land. The editor’s response is to be as soothing as he can.

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Express the ideas below in a single sentence, using different words as much as possible. Do not be satisfied with the first answer you think of; think of several, and choose the best.

The British ruled India. Bureaucrats made private enterprise difficult. Peachey complained about it.

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