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Love at First Bite

Sam felt that his epic romance might have started more promisingly.

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1921

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Love at First Bite

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Polish actress Maja Frykowska, and friend. This may help you guess who had actually bitten Sam on the arm... “You’re the third person he’s bitten to-day. Not counting waiters at the hotel, of course.”

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Introduction

Wodehouse puts forth all his powers here to tell us everything we need to know about rich, athletic and amiably dim Sam Marlowe. The susceptible Sam has just arrived in New York from England, and now finds himself next to a very pretty girl. Something, however, seems to be clouding this sunshine moment.

IT seemed to Sam that he had been bitten, and this puzzled him, for New York crowds, though they may shove and jostle, rarely bite.

He found himself face to face with an extraordinarily pretty girl.

She was not the prettiest girl he had ever seen. She was the third prettiest. He had an orderly mind, one capable of classifying and docketing girls. But there was a subtle something about her, a sort of how-shall-one-put-it, which he had never encountered before.

He swallowed convulsively. His well-developed chest swelled beneath its covering of blue flannel and invisible stripe. At last, he told himself, he was in love, really in love, and at first sight, too, which made it all the more impressive. He doubted whether in the whole course of history anything like this had ever happened before to anybody. Oh, to clasp this girl to him and... .

But she had bitten him in the arm. That was hardly the right spirit. That, he felt, constituted an obstacle.

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Abridged from ‘The Girl on the Boat’ (1921), by P. G. Wodehouse

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Spinners Find in Think and Speak

For each group of words, compose a sentence that uses all three. You can use any form of the word: for example, cat → cats, go → went, or quick → quickly, though neigh → neighbour is stretching it a bit.

This exercise uses words found in the accompanying passage.

1 Impressive. Shall. Third.

2 Before. Constitute. First.

3 Feel. How. Like.

Variations: 1. include direct and indirect speech 2. include one or more of these words: although, because, despite, either/or, if, unless, until, when, whether, which, who 3. use negatives (not, isn’t, neither/nor, never, nobody etc.)

Subject and Object Find in Think and Speak

Use each word below in two sentences, first as the subject of a verb, and then as the object of a verb. It doesn’t have to be the same verb: some verbs can’t be paired with an object (e.g. arrive, happen), so watch out for these.

This exercise uses words found in the accompanying passage.

1. Felt. 2. Love. 3. Cover. 4. Face. 5. Course. 6. Girl. 7. Mind. 8. Make. 9. Bite.

Variations: 1.use your noun in the plural (e.g. cat → cats), if possible. 2.give one of your sentences a future aspect (e.g. will, going to). 3.write sentences using negatives such as not, neither, nobody and never.

Homonyms Find in Think and Speak

Each of the words below has more than one possible meaning. Compose your own sentences to show what those different meanings are.

This exercise uses words found in the accompanying passage.

1. Last. 2. Right. 3. Order. 4. See. 5. May. 6. Found. 7. Saw. 8. Arm. 9. Well.

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For each word above, choose one or more suitable meanings from this list.

1. List of items for purchase. 2. Bishop, priest or deacon. 3. Noticed with the eyes, spotted. 4. Large, serrated cutting tool. 5. Previous, most recent. 6. Complete, total. 7. Discovered. 8. Verb indicating possibility. 9. Limb. 10. Get a bomb ready to go off. 11. A cobbler’s tool. 12. The final one in a series. 13. The hawthorn tree and its blossom. 14. Observe with the eyes. 15. Opposite of chaos. 16. Not badly. 17. Continue for a certain duration. 18. A month of the year. 19. Command. 20. Not chaos. 21. Just legal claims. 22. The seat of a bishop. 23. Establish an institution. 24. Correct. 25. Sequence. 26. A proverb, traditional saying. 27. Opposite of left. 28. A deep hole providing water. 29. Equip with weapons. 30. E.g. Benedictines.

Add Vowels Find in Think and Speak

Make words by adding vowels to each group of consonants below. You may add as many vowels as you like before, between or after the consonants, but you may not add any consonants or change the order of those you have been given. See if you can beat our target of common words.

fld (12)

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failed. field. filed. fled. flood. fluid. foaled. foiled. fold. fooled. fouled. fueled.

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