A Kitten’s Jest

In ‘Familiarity Dangerous,’ poet William Cowper tells a little tale warning that if you join in the game you play by the rules.

before 1800

Introduction

This post is number 4 in the series William Cowper

William Cowper was very much a cat person, so naturally these lines from the Latin of Vincent Bourne (1695-1747), who had been on the staff at Westminster School when Cowper was a pupil there, appealed to him. A kitten reminds us that if you want to be one of the gang it has got to be on their terms.

‘Familiarity Dangerous’

AS in her ancient mistress’ lap
The youthful tabby lay,
They gave each other many a tap,
Alike disposed to play.
But strife ensues. Puss waxes warm,
And with protruded claws
Ploughs all the length of Lydia’s arm,
Mere wantonness the cause.
At once, resentful of the deed,
She shakes her to the ground
With many a threat that she shall bleed
With still a deeper wound.
But, Lydia, bid thy fury rest:
It was a venial stroke:
For she that will with kittens jest
Should bear a kitten’s joke.

From The Works of William Cowper’ (1849) edited by T. S. Grimshawe.

Next in series: Winter Wisdom

Précis
In this short poem from Vincent Bourne’s Latin, Cowper tells of a lady named Lydia who played with a kitten on her lap. The cat became over-excited and scratched her mistress, who responded by scolding her harshly. But the poet admonishes Lydia. The wound was slight, and if you join in cats’ games you must play by their rules.
Questions for Critics

1. What is the author aiming to achieve in writing this?

2. Note any words, devices or turns of phrase that strike you. How do they help the author communicate his ideas more effectively?

3. What impression does this passage make on you? How might you put that impression into words?

Based on The English Critic (1939) by NL Clay, drawing on The New Criticism: A Lecture Delivered at Columbia University, March 9, 1910, by J. E. Spingarn, Professor of Comparative Literature in Columbia University, USA.

Sevens

Suggest answers to this question. See if you can limit one answer to exactly seven words.

Why did the kitten scratch Lydia?

Suggestion

Because she got excited in her play.

Jigsaws

Express the ideas below in a single sentence, using different words as much as possible. Do not be satisfied with the first answer you think of; think of several, and choose the best.

Lydia had a kitten on her lap. She played with the kitten. The kitten got over-excited.

See if you can include one or more of these words in your answer.

IIncreasingly. IISit. IIIWild.

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