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Pater’s Bathe

A charming children’s rhyme that is also a test of the clearest speaker’s diction.

1895
In the Time of

Queen Victoria 1837-1901

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Pater’s Bathe

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Sparrows and starlings having bath-time fun.

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Sparrows and starlings splashing about in a bird bath, though there looks to be a little tension brewing. Parry, who was Welsh, though born in London, set his story in Ireland, in a house beside the sea. Pater (father), Mother and their children Olga, Molly, Kate and three-year-old Tom were all preparing for Christmas Day, but the children were not coping well with the excitement. In fact, they were exhibiting the symptoms of katawampus, which Parry explains is a temper-tantrum only much worse — the word itself suggests a ‘portmanteau’ of caterwaul and rumpus. At any rate, during his bathe Pater had the distinct impression that some goblins had given him a little bottle with the cure for katawampus. “He returned home to dinner, very puzzled indeed, intending to consult Mother, as he always did when things bothered him.”

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Sparrows and starlings having bath-time fun.

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© Peter Trimming, Wikimedia Commons. Licence: CC BY-SA 2.0 generic.

Sparrows and starlings splashing about in a bird bath, though there looks to be a little tension brewing. Parry, who was Welsh, though born in London, set his story in Ireland, in a house beside the sea. Pater (father), Mother and their children Olga, Molly, Kate and three-year-old Tom were all preparing for Christmas Day, but the children were not coping well with the excitement. In fact, they were exhibiting the symptoms of katawampus, which Parry explains is a temper-tantrum only much worse — the word itself suggests a ‘portmanteau’ of caterwaul and rumpus. At any rate, during his bathe Pater had the distinct impression that some goblins had given him a little bottle with the cure for katawampus. “He returned home to dinner, very puzzled indeed, intending to consult Mother, as he always did when things bothered him.”

Introduction

Sir Edward Abbott Parry had recently been appointed one of her majesty Queen Victoria’s judges when he published Katawampus (1895), a book of tales and rhymes for young children. It all began, it seems, when Pater (Latin for father), in despair over his fractious children, took a Christmas Day dip in the sea... but before telling that extraordinary story, Pater gave these little verses from his ‘book of rhymes’.

YOU can take a tub with a rub and a scrub in a two-foot tank of tin,*
You can stand and look at the whirling brook and think about jumping in,
You can chatter and shake in the cold black lake, but the kind of bath for me,
Is to take a dip from the side of a ship, in the trough of the rolling sea.

You may lie and dream in the bed of a stream when an August day is dawning,
Or believe ’tis nice to break the ice on your tub of a winter morning,
You may sit and shiver beside the river, but the kind of bath for me
Is to take a dip from the side of a ship, in the trough of the rolling sea.

From ‘Katawampus’ (1925) by Sir Edward Abbott Parry (1863-1943).

* Fans of tongue-twisters will recognise the rhythm of ‘How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?”. Fans of JRR Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings will have been put in mind of Pippin singing Bilbo’s ‘favourite bath-song’, which is strikingly similar.

Questions for Critics

1. What is the author aiming to achieve in writing this?

2. Note any words, devices or turns of phrase that strike you. How do they help the author communicate his ideas more effectively?

3. What impression does this passage make on you? How might you put that impression into words?

Based on The English Critic (1939) by NL Clay, drawing on The New Criticism: A Lecture Delivered at Columbia University, March 9, 1910, by J. E. Spingarn, Professor of Comparative Literature in Columbia University, USA.

Précis

In his children’s story Katawampus (1895), Sir Edward Parry told how ‘Pater’ had taken a Christmas Day dip in the sea. He prefaced his tale with a short verse, acknowledging various places for bathing from a tin bath to rivers and lakes, but declared that there was nothing to touch plunging into the sea from the side of a ship. (60 / 60 words)

In his children’s story Katawampus (1895), Sir Edward Parry told how ‘Pater’ had taken a Christmas Day dip in the sea. He prefaced his tale with a short verse, acknowledging various places for bathing from a tin bath to rivers and lakes, but declared that there was nothing to touch plunging into the sea from the side of a ship.

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Variations: 1.increase the length of this precis to exactly 65 words. 2.reduce the length of this precis to exactly 55 words. 3.introduce one of the following words into the precis: about, just, must, not, otherwise, since, whereas, who.

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Word Games

Spinners Find in Think and Speak

For each group of words, compose a sentence that uses all three. You can use any form of the word: for example, cat → cats, go → went, or quick → quickly, though neigh → neighbour is stretching it a bit.

This exercise uses words found in the accompanying passage.

1 Shiver. Take. Your.

2 Chatter. Dream. Sea.

3 Brook. Morning. Rub.

Variations: 1. include direct and indirect speech 2. include one or more of these words: although, because, despite, either/or, if, unless, until, when, whether, which, who 3. use negatives (not, isn’t, neither/nor, never, nobody etc.)

Confusables Find in Think and Speak

In each group below, you will find words that are similar to one another, but not exactly the same. Compose your own sentences to bring out the similarities and differences between them, whether in meaning, grammar or use.

This exercise uses words found in the accompanying passage.

1. Break. Snap. 2. Can. Could. 3. Kind. Sort. 4. Lay. Lie. 5. Me. I. 6. Role. Roll. 7. Rub. Scrub. 8. Ship. Boat. 9. Taken. Took.

Adjectives Find in Think and Speak

For each word below, compose sentences to show that it may be used as an adjective. Adjectives provide extra information about a noun, e.g. a black cat, a round table, the early bird etc..

This exercise uses words found in the accompanying passage.

1 Kindly. 2 Cold. 3 Nice. 4 Shaken. 5 Kind. 6 Black. 7 Broken.

Variations: 1.show whether your adjective can also be used as e.g. a noun, verb or adverb. 2.show whether your adjective can be used in comparisons (e.g. good/better/best). 3.show whether your adjective can be used in attributive position (e.g. a dangerous corner) and also in predicate position (this corner is dangerous).

Add Vowels Find in Think and Speak

Make words by adding vowels to each group of consonants below. You may add as many vowels as you like before, between or after the consonants, but you may not add any consonants or change the order of those you have been given. See if you can beat our target of common words.

tp (6+7)

See Words

atop. tap. tape. tip. top. utopia.

taupe. teepee. tepee. topee. topi. toupee. tup.

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