Dane-Geld

Three years before the Great War, Rudyard Kipling recalled how one English king simply paid his bullying neighbours to stay at home.

1911

Introduction

In the reign of Ethelred the Unready (r. 978-1016) Viking raiders harassed the people of eastern and southern England so cruelly that the King bribed them to stop. In a verse contribution to CRL Fletcher’s A School History of England (1911), Rudyard Kipling drew the moral for any nation listless enough to buy a quiet life.

Dane-Geld
A.D. 980-1016

It is always a temptation to an armed and agile nation
To call upon a neighbour and to say:—
“We invaded you last night — we are quite prepared to fight,
Unless you pay us cash to go away.”

And that is called asking for Dane-geld,
And the people who ask it explain
That you’ve only to pay ’em the Dane-geld
And then you’ll get rid of the Dane!

It is always a temptation for a rich and lazy nation,
To puff and look important and to say:—
“Though we know we should defeat you, we have not the time to meet you.
We will therefore pay you cash to go away.”

And that is called paying the Dane-geld;
But we’ve proved it again and again,
That if once you have paid him the Dane-geld
You never get rid of the Dane.

It is wrong to put temptation in the path of any nation,
For fear they should succumb and go astray;
So when you are requested to pay up or be molested,
You will find it better policy to say:—

“We never pay any-one Dane-geld,
No matter how trifling the cost;
For the end of that game is oppression and shame,
And the nation that pays it is lost!”

From ‘A School History of England’ (July 1911) by Charles Robert Leslie Fletcher (1857-1934) and Rudyard Kipling (1865-1936).
Précis
In 1911, Rudyard Kipling wrote a short poem about the Danegeld, a bribe paid by Ethelred the Unready, King of England, to the Viking raiders who threatened his realm. Kipling warned that however tempting it might be to buy off one’s enemies like this, one payment was never enough, and only defiance would save the country.

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