THE woman, perceiving her error, addressed the judge, and said, “My lord, your lordship has for many years presided in this court, and every day, that you come here, ascend a flight of stairs: may I beg to know how many steps these stairs consist of?” The judge confessed he did not know: “Then,” replied she, “if your lordship cannot tell the number of steps you ascend daily to the seat of Justice, it cannot be astonishing that I should forget the number of pillars in a balcony, which I never entered half a dozen times in my life.” The judge was much pleased with the woman’s wit, and decided in favour of her party.