On Thin Ice

I HAPPILY had not got one, whereat he fired a whole volley of abuse at me, of which I feigned as much ignorance as if it were Hebrew. As he got no change out of a foreigner on whom apparently his oratory was quite thrown away, he eventually took himself off, muttering curses upon British ignorance of foreign languages, and I felt that the tip of my nose was saved.*

An English friend of mine some little time later had a similar experience, but tackled it in a far more heroic manner. He accepted the challenge, but claimed the right of naming weapons, and chose those of Sayers and the Benicia Boy.* Whereat the German denied that fists were weapons at all and called him a coward. Then the British blood got up,* and named pistols over a table:* gave the time and place, and turned up, all ready for his latter end, to find an empty room and no opponent.

From ‘Pages from an Unwritten Diary’ (1914), by Sir Charles Villiers Stanford (1852-1924).

Stanford had seen for himself the wounds suffered in Mensur duels. He was especially unnerved by the ‘grand coup’, “a semi-circular cut which extends from the corner of the mouth to the top of the scalp. By way of mitigating the shock of this unanaesthetized operation the patient immediately consumes an unusual quantity of Lager beer.”

A reference to a bare-knuckle prize fight between Irish-American John Heenan (1834-1873), the ‘Benicia Boy’, and English champion Tom Sayers (1826-1865). It was the boxing event of a whole generation, as well as bare-knuckle fighting’s swansong, and was hotly debated for years afterwards. See The Sayers-Heenan Fight.

A ‘blood’ is a now dated term for young man of fashion and spirit, popular with his fellows.

Duelling across a table typically involved using short-barrelled pistols. In a famous encounter, Peter DeLancey, Deputy Royal Postmaster for the Southern Colonies, accused Dr John Haley of lying during a heated debate in the South Carolina Coffee-House in Charleston, on August 16th, 1771; naturally, Delancey was pro-British, whereas Haley was a Whig and an advocate of independence. The two men went upstairs and ‘over a table’ Haley shot DeLancey dead. The fight had no witnesses and Haley had some difficulty proving that it was not murder.

Précis
Stanford extracted himself from the duel by pretending complete ignorance of German. Another Englishman, he tells us, tried to evade a fencing duel by proposing a fist fight instead. His opponent, preferring swords, accused him of cowardice; but when the Englishman angrily replied by demanding pistols at point blank range, his challenger proved the coward, and did not turn up.
Questions for Critics

1. What is the author aiming to achieve in writing this?

2. Note any words, devices or turns of phrase that strike you. How do they help the author communicate his ideas more effectively?

3. What impression does this passage make on you? How might you put that impression into words?

Based on The English Critic (1939) by NL Clay, drawing on The New Criticism: A Lecture Delivered at Columbia University, March 9, 1910, by J. E. Spingarn, Professor of Comparative Literature in Columbia University, USA.

Sevens

Suggest answers to this question. See if you can limit one answer to exactly seven words.

How did Stanford get out of responding to the student’s challenge?

Suggestion

By pretending he could not understand German.

Jigsaws

Express the ideas below in a single sentence, using different words as much as possible. Do not be satisfied with the first answer you think of; think of several, and choose the best.

A student demanded Stanford’s card. Stanford did not want to fight a duel. He pretended not to understand German.

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