The Brighteners of Cricket

AND this is what the brighteners of cricket are doing. They are inventing a new game, a game which those of us who love cricket have not the least desire to watch. If anybody says that he finds Lord’s or the Oval boring, I shall not be at all surprised; the only thing that would surprise me would be to hear that he found it more boring than I find Epsom or Newmarket. Cricket is not to everybody’s taste; nor is racing. But those who like cricket like it for what it is, and they don’t want it brightened by those who don’t like it.

Lord's as it is, which is as it was five years ago,* is good enough for me. I would not alter any of it. To hear the pavilion bell ring out again was to hear the most musical sound in the world. When people talk of the score of this or that opera I smile pityingly to myself. They have never heard the true music.

abridged

Abridged from ‘Not That It Matters’ (1919), by Alan Alexander Milne (1882-1956).

That is, before the Great War of 1914-1918. During the war, international and county cricket matches were of course suspended.

Précis
Milne assured us that he did not wish to change sports he found dull, and asked why those who found cricket dull did not show the same respect to fans of the game. Hearing the Lord’s bell for the first time after the Great War had reminded him how grateful he was that cricket was still the same as always.
Questions for Critics

1. What is the author aiming to achieve in writing this?

2. Note any words, devices or turns of phrase that strike you. How do they help the author communicate his ideas more effectively?

3. What impression does this passage make on you? How might you put that impression into words?

Based on The English Critic (1939) by NL Clay, drawing on The New Criticism: A Lecture Delivered at Columbia University, March 9, 1910, by J. E. Spingarn, Professor of Comparative Literature in Columbia University, USA.

Sevens

Suggest answers to this question. See if you can limit one answer to exactly seven words.

What did Milne accuse the brighteners of cricket of doing?

Suggestion

Of reinventing rather than improving the game.

Jigsaws

Express the ideas below in a single sentence, using different words as much as possible. Do not be satisfied with the first answer you think of; think of several, and choose the best.

Milne found racing dull. He knew other people found it exciting. He did not wish to change it.

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