The Copy Book

A Coy and Humorous Dame

Part 2 of 2

Back to text

A Coy and Humorous Dame

By John Theodore Heins (1697-1756), via Wikimedia Commons. Licence: Public domain. Source

‘Allegory of Trade’ by John Theodore Heins (1697-1756).

X

‘Allegory of Trade’ by John Theodore Heins (1697-1756). Born in Germany, Heins emigrated to Britain in 1720, the year that ‘Cato’ began publishing his letters. At this time, Britain led the way in maritime trade and social mobility, and the task should have been to invite others to join in this happy state of affairs. But too many politicians believed that our share would thereby diminish: see David Hume on The Jealousy of Trade, and Thorold Rogers on Free Trade is Fair Trade. Some will think Cato’s rebuke too harsh; but as the West is still using sanctions, regime change and arms sales to force Dame Trade to work in our exclusive interest three centuries later, he might think the rebuke not harsh enough. See also The Lion’s Share.

Back to text

‘Allegory of Trade’ by John Theodore Heins (1697-1756).

Enlarge & read more...
By John Theodore Heins (1697-1756), via Wikimedia Commons. Licence: Public domain.

‘Allegory of Trade’ by John Theodore Heins (1697-1756). Born in Germany, Heins emigrated to Britain in 1720, the year that ‘Cato’ began publishing his letters. At this time, Britain led the way in maritime trade and social mobility, and the task should have been to invite others to join in this happy state of affairs. But too many politicians believed that our share would thereby diminish: see David Hume on The Jealousy of Trade, and Thorold Rogers on Free Trade is Fair Trade. Some will think Cato’s rebuke too harsh; but as the West is still using sanctions, regime change and arms sales to force Dame Trade to work in our exclusive interest three centuries later, he might think the rebuke not harsh enough. See also The Lion’s Share.

Continued from Part 1

NOW it is absolutely impossible, from the Nature of an Arbitrary Government,* that she should enjoy Security and Protection, or indeed be free from Violence, under it. There is not one Man in a Thousand that has the Endowments and Abilities necessary to govern a State, and much fewer yet that have just Notions how to make Trade and Commerce useful and advantageous to it; and amongst these, ’tis rare to find one who will forgo all personal Advantages, and devote himself and his Labours wholly to his Country’s Interest: But if such a Phoenix* should arise in any Country, he will find it hard to get Access to an Arbitrary Court, and much harder yet to grapple with and stem the reigning Corruptions in it, where Virtue has nothing to do, and Vice rides triumphant; where Bribery, servile Flattery, blind Submission, riotous Expense, and very often Lust and unnatural Prostitutions, are the Ladders to Greatness; which will certainly be supported by the same Methods by which it is obtained.

Original spelling

From (preserving the original spelling) ‘Cato’s Letters’ Vol. II (1723) by John Trenchard MP (1662-1723) and Thomas Gordon (?-1750).

* Arbitrary government is a government where those in authority — whether a king, a president or a council of ministers — are allowed to act as they please because constitutional restraints are weak or dormant. By comparison with (say) Louis XV (r. 1715-1774) in France or Peter the Great (r. 1682-1725) in Russia, Great Britain’s George I (r. 1714-1727) and his prime minister Sir Robert Walpole (in office 1721-42) were under considerable constitutional restraint, but evidently not enough for Trenchard.

* A fantastical bird, said to be reborn to new life in a blaze of fire. Trenchard is emphasising that honest politicians are rare to the point of being both spectacular and also legendary.

Questions for Critics

1. What are the authors aiming to achieve in writing this?

2. Note any words, devices or turns of phrase that strike you. How do they help the authors communicate their ideas more effectively?

3. What impression does this passage make on you? How might you put that impression into words?

Based on The English Critic (1939) by NL Clay, drawing on The New Criticism: A Lecture Delivered at Columbia University, March 9, 1910, by J. E. Spingarn, Professor of Comparative Literature in Columbia University, USA.

Précis

‘Cato’ went on to lament the culture of corruption prevailing in government circles, which would never permit reform. Where ministers have too much power, they favour the careers of men who share their own vices; and long before he reached the top of the ladder, any man whose integrity set him apart would have become like all the rest. (59 / 60 words)

‘Cato’ went on to lament the culture of corruption prevailing in government circles, which would never permit reform. Where ministers have too much power, they favour the careers of men who share their own vices; and long before he reached the top of the ladder, any man whose integrity set him apart would have become like all the rest.

Edit | Reset

Variations: 1.increase the length of this precis to exactly 65 words. 2.reduce the length of this precis to exactly 55 words. 3.introduce one of the following words into the precis: may, not, or, otherwise, ought, since, whereas, whether.

About the Authors

Archive

Word Games

Spinners Find in Think and Speak

For each group of words, compose a sentence that uses all three. You can use any form of the word: for example, cat → cats, go → went, or quick → quickly, though neigh → neighbour is stretching it a bit.

This exercise uses words found in the accompanying passage.

1 Govern. How. Than.

2 Blockhead. Grace. Pleasure.

3 Expense. Fruit. Personal.

Variations: 1. include direct and indirect speech 2. include one or more of these words: although, because, despite, either/or, if, unless, until, when, whether, which, who 3. use negatives (not, isn’t, neither/nor, never, nobody etc.)

Verb and Noun Find in Think and Speak

Many words can serve as noun or verb depending on context: see if you can prove this with the examples below. Nouns go well with words such as the/a, or his/her; verbs go well after I/you/he etc..

This exercise uses words found in the accompanying passage.

1 Travel. 2 Power. 3 Host. 4 Turn. 5 Fly. 6 Pride. 7 State. 8 Make. 9 Till.

Variations: 1.if possible, use your noun in the plural, e.g. cat → cats. 2.use your verb in a past form, e.g. go → went. 3.use your noun in a sentence with one of these words: any, enough, fewer, less, no, some.

Statements, Questions and Commands Find in Think and Speak

Use each word below in a sentence. Try to include at least one statement, one question and one command among your sentences. Note that some verbs make awkward or meaningless words of command, e.g. need, happen.

This exercise uses words found in the accompanying passage.

1 State. 2 Ride. 3 Host. 4 Blind. 5 Arm. 6 Enjoy. 7 Fix. 8 Obtain. 9 Touch.

Variations: 1. use a minimum of seven words for each sentence 2. include negatives, e.g. isn’t, don’t, never 3. use the words ‘must’ to make commands 4. compose a short dialogue containing all three kinds of sentence: one statement, one question and one command

High Tiles Find in Think and Speak

Make words (three letters or more) from the seven letters showing below, using any letter once only. Each letter carries a score. What is the highest-scoring word you can make?

x 0 Add

Your Words ()

Show All Words (39)

Post Box : Help Available

If you like what I’m doing here on Clay Lane, from time to time you could buy me a coffee.

Buy Me a Coffee is a crowdfunding website, used by over a million people. It is designed to help content creators like me make a living from their work. ‘Buy Me a Coffee’ prides itself on its security, and there is no need to register.

Related Posts

Keeping the Colonies

Peoples of another culture or region will not long tolerate a Government that uses guns and soldiers to secure their obedience.

Read

Picture: © Eric Cosmides, Wikimedia Commons. Licence: CC BY-SA 3.0.. Source.

Liberty and Prosperity

There are solid reasons why countries with lower taxes and less regulation tend to be more prosperous.

Read

Picture: By Peter Monamy (1681–1749), via Wikimedia Commons. Licence: Public domain.. Source.

English Spirit

Edmund Burke told the House of Commons that the American colonies’ refusal to be dictated to by Westminster was the very spirit that had made the Empire great.

Read

Picture: by Don Troiani (1949-), Wikimedia Commons. Licence: Public domain image.. Source.

The Most Perfect State of Civil Liberty

Chinese merchant Lien Chi tells a colleague that English liberties have little to do with elections, taxes and regulations.

Read

Picture: Pierre Prévost (1764–1823), via Wikimedia Commons. Licence: Public domain.. Source.