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Did you ever hear my definition of marriage?

It is, that it resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they can not be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.

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Author Details

Sydney Smith
The Revd Sydney Smith
Source
From
A Memoir of the Reverend Sydney Smith Volume 1 (1855) by Lady Holland (his daughter).

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