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Who’ll Turn the Grindstone?

Whenever Charles Miner suspected an ulterior motive, he would say quietly ‘That man has an axe to grind!’

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September 7 1810
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Who’ll Turn the Grindstone?

By Just L'Hernault (1832-1922), via Wikimedia Commons. Public domain. Source

‘Rémouleur’ (1865), by Just L’Hernault.

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‘Rémouleur’, by French artist Just L’Hernault (1832-1922). Charles Miner’s tale is widely misattributed to Benjamin Franklin, for which Miner really only has himself to blame. Including it in a collection of essays entitled Essays from the Desk of Poor Robert the Scribe (1815) invited confusion with Franklin’s classic Poor Richard’s Almanack (1732), and the style of Miner’s tale evokes, apparently quite deliberately, a portion of a letter Franklin wrote to Madame Brillon in November 1779 that was later published separately as the short story The Whistle.

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‘Rémouleur’ (1865), by Just L’Hernault.

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By Just L'Hernault (1832-1922), via Wikimedia Commons. Public domain.

‘Rémouleur’, by French artist Just L’Hernault (1832-1922). Charles Miner’s tale is widely misattributed to Benjamin Franklin, for which Miner really only has himself to blame. Including it in a collection of essays entitled Essays from the Desk of Poor Robert the Scribe (1815) invited confusion with Franklin’s classic Poor Richard’s Almanack (1732), and the style of Miner’s tale evokes, apparently quite deliberately, a portion of a letter Franklin wrote to Madame Brillon in November 1779 that was later published separately as the short story The Whistle.

Introduction

When someone has a hidden, ulterior motive for what he does, we say ‘he has an axe to grind’. The origin of this saying appears to be an essay in the Luzerne Federalist, a Pennsylvania newspaper, for September 7th, 1810. The author, Charles Miner, edited the paper with his brother Asher; later, Charles became an anti-slavery campaigner and a Congressman.

When I was a little boy, Messrs Printers,* I remember one cold winter’s morning, I was accosted by a smiling man, with an ax on his shoulder, — “My pretty boy,” said he, “has your father a grindstone?” “Yes, sir,” said I.

“You are a fine little fellow,” said he, “will you let me grind my ax on it?” Pleased with his compliment of “fine little fellow” — “O, yes, sir,” — I answered, “it is down in the shop.”

“And will you my man,” said he, patting me on the head, “get a little hot water?”

How could I refuse? I ran and soon brought a kettle full.

“How old are you, and what’s your name,” continued he without waiting for a reply. “I am sure you are one of the finest lads that I have ever seen, will you just turn a few minutes for me?”

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* The version of Miner’s tale reproduced here is the text as it stood in the Luzerne Federalist for September 7th, 1810. He republished it (with the final three paragraphs condensed) in Essays from the Desk of Poor Robert the Scribe (1815), alongside other essays from his paper. If the title was intended to garner attention by recalling Benjamin Franklin’s classic Poor Richard’s Almanack (1732), Miner succeeded only too well: for nearly two hundred years, almost every authority has credited the story to Franklin.

Précis

Charles Miner recalled how, when he was a child, a man had come to his home and asked for the use of the family’s grindstone. Eager to oblige so courteous and flattering a visitor, young Charles had shown him where the grindstone stood, and fetched some hot water. He even agreed to turn the stone. (55 / 60 words)

Charles Miner recalled how, when he was a child, a man had come to his home and asked for the use of the family’s grindstone. Eager to oblige so courteous and flattering a visitor, young Charles had shown him where the grindstone stood, and fetched some hot water. He even agreed to turn the stone.

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Why did young Charles agree to help put an edge on the visitor’s axe?

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