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Oh Hame Fain Wad I Be!

A cat moved home from Edinburgh to Glasgow and seemed to settle in nicely, but it turned out she was only biding her time.

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1815

King George III 1760-1820

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By John Atkinson Grimshaw (1836-1893), Wikimedia Commons. Licence: Public domain.

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Oh Hame Fain Wad I Be!

By John Atkinson Grimshaw (1836-1893), Wikimedia Commons. Licence: Public domain. Source
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Glasgow Docks in 1881, painted by (John) Atkinson Grimshaw (1836-1893), a Leeds-born artist best known for his cityscapes as seen by night. Rattling over the cobbles in the rain is a ‘close carriage’, that is, a carriage shut in on all sides, like the one employed by our Edinburgh lady to carry her cat some forty miles from Scotland’s capital on the east coast to the country’s industrial heartlands in the west. It is a tale of determination almost as heroic as that better-known Scottish tale of The Spider and the King.

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Introduction

In a pamphlet published in 1815, the anonymous authors took a look at British zoology, aiming (they said) to amuse, to instruct and “to look through Nature up to Nature’s God”. The collection of anecdotes about cats included this remarkable story, a tale of stubborn determination worthy of Robert the Bruce’s famous spider.

IN 1810, a cat was carried by a lady from Edinburgh to Glasgow in a close carriage, and was carefully watched for two months; at the end of that period, she produced two kittens, and was then left to her own discretion, which she employed by disappearing with her kittens.

The Glasgow lady wrote to her friend at Edinburgh, deploring her loss, and puss was supposed to have sought some new abode; until about a fortnight after her non-appearance at Glasgow, her well-known mew was heard at the door of her former mistress in Edinburgh, where she was discovered with her young offspring; they in the best condition, she being very thin and poor.

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In 1810, a lady took a cat from a friend’s house in Edinburgh to Glasgow. She dutifully kept the cat indoors for two months, during which time her new pet had two kittens; but as soon as vigilance was relaxed, cat and kittens vanished, only to turn up in Edinburgh a fortnight later with the mother looking decidedly road-weary. (59 / 60 words)

In 1810, a lady took a cat from a friend’s house in Edinburgh to Glasgow. She dutifully kept the cat indoors for two months, during which time her new pet had two kittens; but as soon as vigilance was relaxed, cat and kittens vanished, only to turn up in Edinburgh a fortnight later with the mother looking decidedly road-weary.

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