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Hair by Hair

Governments must not use ‘the good of society’ as an excuse to run our lives.

1803
In the Time of

King George III 1760-1820

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Hair by Hair

By Donaldson Brothers, Five Points, NY, via Wikimedia Commons. Public domain. Source

Lemuel Gulliver tied down by the Lilliputians.

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A trade card for cotton bobbins made by American firm JS Coats, dating from 1875-1900. It shows Lemuel Gulliver, hero of Jonathan Swift’s political satire Gulliver’s Travels, waking up to find that the tiny people of Lilliput have pinned him down very securely with hundreds of threads. Cobbett applied the story, as Swift would certainly have wished him to do, to totalitarianism. He was wary of vaccination, but no worse; his much more serious concern was the logic that says a Government may force itself into every corner of the human breast if it deems it vital ‘for the public good’. Where does that logic end?

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Lemuel Gulliver tied down by the Lilliputians.

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By Donaldson Brothers, Five Points, NY, via Wikimedia Commons. Public domain.

A trade card for cotton bobbins made by American firm JS Coats, dating from 1875-1900. It shows Lemuel Gulliver, hero of Jonathan Swift’s political satire Gulliver’s Travels, waking up to find that the tiny people of Lilliput have pinned him down very securely with hundreds of threads. Cobbett applied the story, as Swift would certainly have wished him to do, to totalitarianism. He was wary of vaccination, but no worse; his much more serious concern was the logic that says a Government may force itself into every corner of the human breast if it deems it vital ‘for the public good’. Where does that logic end?

Introduction

In 1803, William Wilberforce threw his weight behind compuslory vaccination for smallpox, declaring that those who refused it were endangering society. William Cobbett replied with an open letter, in which he wondered whether any Government could resist applying the same logic to every habit, preference or opinion they could label as a social menace.

I like not this never-ending recurrence to Acts of Parliament.* Something must be left, and something ought to be left, to the sense and reason and morality and religion of the people.* There are a set of well-meaning men in the country who would pass laws for the regulating and restraining of every feeling of the human breast, and every motion of the human frame:* they would bind us down hair by hair as the Liliputians did Gulliver, till anon when we awoke from our sleep we should wonder by whom we had been enslaved. But I trust, Sir, that Parliament is not and never will be so far under the influence of these minute and meddling politicians as to be induced to pass laws for taking out of a man’s hands the management of his household, the choice of his physician, and the care of the health of his children; for under this sort of domiciliary thraldom, to talk of the liberty of the country would be the most cruel mockery wherewith an humble and subjected people were ever insulted.

From the January 22nd-29th edition of ‘Cobbett’s Annual Register’ Vol. III (January-June 1803) edited by William Cobbett (1762-1835).

* Although this extract is about totalitarianism in general, the letter from which it is taken was a response to William Wilberforce’s support for compulsory vaccination. Vaccination was a recent and welcome scientific advance, but making it compulsory (rather than strongly recommended) remained highly controversial. See Jesty and Jenner’s Jab for more.

* See William Ewart Gladstone on A Spirit of Self-Reliance.

* Charles Dickens felt the same way, but he thought that meddlesome MPs weren’t the only problem: there were the ‘monomaniacs’ too. See The Great Baby.

Questions for Critics

1. What is the author aiming to achieve in writing this?

2. Note any words, devices or turns of phrase that strike you. How do they help the author communicate his ideas more effectively?

3. What impression does this passage make on you? How might you put that impression into words?

Based on The English Critic (1939) by NL Clay, drawing on The New Criticism: A Lecture Delivered at Columbia University, March 9, 1910, by J. E. Spingarn, Professor of Comparative Literature in Columbia University, USA.

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Sevens Based on this passage

Suggest answers to this question. See if you can limit one answer to exactly seven words.

Why did Cobbett refer to Gulliver’s Travels?

Suggestion

Variations: 1.expand your answer to exactly fourteen words. 2.expand your answer further, to exactly twenty-one words. 3.include one of the following words in your answer: if, but, despite, because, (al)though, unless.

Jigsaws Based on this passage

Express the ideas below in a single sentence, using different words as much as possible. Do not be satisfied with the first answer you think of; think of several, and choose the best.

Some people want to regulate everything. They mean well. They insult the public.

Variation: Try rewriting your sentence so that it uses one or more of these words: 1. Aspect 2. Law 3. Who

Spinners Find in Think and Speak

For each group of words, compose a sentence that uses all three. You can use any form of the word: for example, cat → cats, go → went, or quick → quickly, though neigh → neighbour is stretching it a bit.

This exercise uses words found in the accompanying passage.

1 Far. Motion. Sense.

2 Act. Bind. Sleep.

3 Ever. Meaning. Never.

Variations: 1. include direct and indirect speech 2. include one or more of these words: although, because, despite, either/or, if, unless, until, when, whether, which, who 3. use negatives (not, isn’t, neither/nor, never, nobody etc.)

Add Vowels Find in Think and Speak

Make words by adding vowels to each group of consonants below. You may add as many vowels as you like before, between or after the consonants, but you may not add any consonants or change the order of those you have been given. See if you can beat our target of common words.

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See Words

tamed. teamed. teemed. timed. timid.

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