Much Cry but Little Wool

SOME of these last mentioned musicians are so very loud in the sale of these trifling manufactures, that an honest splenetic gentleman of my acquaintance bargained with one of them never to come into the street where he lived. But what was the effect of this contract? Why, the whole tribe of Card-matchmakers which frequent that quarter, passed by his door the very next day, in hopes of being bought off after the same manner.

It is another great imperfection in our London Cries, that there is no just time nor measure observed in them. Our News should indeed be published in a very quick time, because it is a commodity that will not keep cold. It should not, however, be cried with the same precipitation as Fire. Yet this is generally the case. A bloody battle alarms the town from one end to another in an instant. Every motion of the French is published in so great an hurry, that one would think the enemy were at our gates.

From an article in the Spectator, No. 251, Dec. 18, 1711, by Joseph Addison. Abridged from ‘Readings in English Social History’, Vol. V (1688-1837) (1922), edited by R. B. Morgan. Spelling modernised.
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Précis
In his complaint about the Cries of London, Addison told how one acquaintance had bribed one street-vendor into silence, only a dozen others to pester him for the same bribe. Addison also pleaded with news vendors to retail their news in a timely but not hasty fashion, keeping the city informed but not alarmed.
Questions for Critics

1. What is the author aiming to achieve in writing this?

2. Note any words, devices or turns of phrase that strike you. How do they help the author communicate his ideas more effectively?

3. What impression does this passage make on you? How might you put that impression into words?

Based on The English Critic (1939) by NL Clay, drawing on The New Criticism: A Lecture Delivered at Columbia University, March 9, 1910, by J. E. Spingarn, Professor of Comparative Literature in Columbia University, USA.

Sevens

Suggest answers to this question. See if you can limit one answer to exactly seven words.

How did Addison’s friend try to solve the problem of the cries in his street?

Jigsaws

Express the ideas below in a single sentence, using different words as much as possible. Do not be satisfied with the first answer you think of; think of several, and choose the best.

Street vendors annoyed one man. He asked them not to visit his street. He gave them money in return.

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