Hiawatha Takes a Photograph

First the Governor, the Father:
He suggested velvet curtains
Looped about a massy pillar;
And the corner of a table,
Of a rosewood dining-table.
He would hold a scroll of something,
Hold it firmly in his left-hand;
He would keep his right-hand buried
(Like Napoleon) in his waistcoat;
He would contemplate the distance
With a look of pensive meaning,
As of ducks that die in tempests.
Grand, heroic was the notion:
Yet the picture failed entirely:
Failed, because he moved a little,
Moved, because he couldn’t help it.

Next, his better half took courage;
She would have her picture taken;
She came dressed beyond description,
Dressed in jewels and in satin
Far too gorgeous for an empress.
Gracefully she sat down sideways,
With a simper scarcely human,
Holding in her hand a nosegay
Rather larger than a cabbage.
All the while that she was taking,
Still the lady chattered, chattered,
Like a monkey in the forest.
“Am I sitting still?” she asked him.
“Is my face enough in profile?
Shall I hold the nosegay higher?
Will it come into the picture?”
And the picture failed completely. [...]

From ‘Hiawatha’s Photographing’ ‘Phantasmagoria’ (1869) by Lewis Carroll (1832-1898).

Précis
The first subject for a portrait was the father of the house, who wanted to be pictured in a melodramatic pose somewhat recalling Napoleon. However, he could not sit still, and the portrait was a disappointment. Next came his wife, who overdressed for the occasion and prattled incessantly while adopting various poses, which spoilt her portrait too.
Questions for Critics

1. What is the author aiming to achieve in writing this?

2. Note any words, devices or turns of phrase that strike you. How do they help the author communicate his ideas more effectively?

3. What impression does this passage make on you? How might you put that impression into words?

Based on The English Critic (1939) by NL Clay, drawing on The New Criticism: A Lecture Delivered at Columbia University, March 9, 1910, by J. E. Spingarn, Professor of Comparative Literature in Columbia University, USA.

Sevens

Suggest answers to this question. See if you can limit one answer to exactly seven words.

Why did Father’s picture turn out badly?

Suggestion

Because he was unable to keep still.

Jigsaws

Express the ideas below in a single sentence, using different words as much as possible. Do not be satisfied with the first answer you think of; think of several, and choose the best.

Carroll took Mother’s picture. She talked all the time. The picture was a failure.

See if you can include one or more of these words in your answer.

IPose. IIResult. IIIThanks.

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