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When still a young man, botanist John Brown went in search of a rare moss in the wilds of the Scottish Borders, near Peebles. He called on Adam Cairns, whose daughter he knew; and though Adam declared him ‘clean dementit’, he promised to take John and his friend to see their precious moss (which he knew all about). But the following morning the snow was four inches deep, so they stayed home and talked.

This passage contains speech in Scottish dialect.

It turned out that Adam, who was an old man and frail, and had made some money, was going at Whitsunday to leave, and live with his son in Glasgow. We had been admiring the beauty and gentleness and perfect shape of Wylie, the finest colley I ever saw, and said, “What are you going to do with Wylie? “’Deed,” says he, “I hardly ken. I can na think o’ sellin’ her, though she’s worth four pound, and she’ll no like the toun.”⁠ I said, “Would you let me have her?” and Adam, looking at her fondly, — she came up instantly to him, and made of him,⁠ — said, “Ay, I wull, if ye’ll be gude to her”;⁠ and it was settled that when Adam left for Glasgow she should be sent into Albany Street by the carrier. She came, and was at once taken to all our hearts, even grandmother liked her; and though she was often pensive, as if thinking of her master and her work on the hills, she made herself at home, and behaved in all respects like a lady.

When out with me, if she saw sheep in the streets or road, she got quite excited, and helped the work, and was curiously useful, the being so making her wonderfully happy. And so her little life went on, never doing wrong, always blithe and kind and beautiful. But some months after she came, there was a mystery about her: every Tuesday evening she disappeared; we tried to watch her, but in vain, she was always off by nine p.m., and was away all night, coming back next day wearied and all over mud, as if she had traveled far. She slept all next day. This went on for some months and we could make nothing of it. Poor dear creature, she looked at us wistfully when she came in, as if she would have told us if she could, and was especially fond, though tired.

Well, one day I was walking across the Grassmarket, with Wylie at my heels, when two shepherds started, and looking at her, one said, “That’s her; that’s the wonderfu’ wee bitch that naebody kens.” I asked him what he meant, and he told me that for months past she had made her appearance by the first daylight at the “buchts” or sheep-pens in the cattle market, and worked incessantly, and to excellent purpose in helping the shepherds to get their sheep and lambs in. The man said with a sort of transport, “She’s a perfect meeracle; flees about like a speerit, and never gangs wrang; wears but never grups, and beats a’ oor dowgs. She’s a perfect meeracle, and as soople as a maukin.”⁠ Then he related how they all knew her, and said, “There’s that wee fell yin;⁠ we’ll get them in noo.” They tried to coax her to stop and be caught, but no, she was gentle, but off; and for many a day that “wee fell yin” was spoken of by these rough fellows. She continued this amateur work till she died, which she did in peace.

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She’ll no like the toun

What Adam said, in south of the Border English, was: Indeed, I hardly know. I cannot think of selling her, though she’s worth four pounds, and she’ll not like the town.

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Made of him

An expression you are unlikely to find in modern dictionaries. It means make a fuss of someone, show great affection.

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Ay, I wull

That is, Yes, I will, if you’ll be good to her.

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A perfect meeracle

In Standard English: She’s a perfect miracle; flies about like a spirit, and never goes wrong; manoeuvres [the sheep] but never nips, and beats all our dogs. She’s a perfect miracle, and as supple as a hare.

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Wee fell yin

Little fierce one, though fierce hardly does justice to the wonderfully expressive fell. The word fell, which is Old Norse in origin, and rarely used today, implies a warrior who is grim, deadly, and highly skilled. Compare the expression one fell swoop, a single action that achieves all its goals.

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