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Brigands and Imbeciles

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A Eurostar train near Sellindge, about halfway between Ashford and Folkestone in Kent.
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Brigands and Imbeciles

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A Eurostar train near Sellindge, about halfway between Ashford and Folkestone in Kent.

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A Eurostar train near Sellindge, about halfway between Ashford and Folkestone in Kent, in 2012. The Channel Tunnel was opened in 1994. As Bright indicates, the idea of a military or popular invasion through the Tunnel is beyond absurd; he would have been the first to raise the alarm if the convenience of the Tunnel had brought with it any loss of sovereignty. And yet, novelist Dorothy L. Sayers warned in 1946 that there are those of ‘cosmopolitan mind’ who deliberately entangle convenience and loss of sovereignty together for reasons of ideology: see An Invasion of Privacy. Any ground we gave would not be the fault of the Tunnel, nor of the French: see William Shakespeare on If England to Itself Do Rest but True.

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Now the people against whom I am contending go upon two assumptions which I take the liberty absolutely to object to. The one is, that the French nation is composed nationally, and in regard to the action of their Government, composed of brigands (laughter) — not of honest men, not of men according to the average of our political acquaintance and historical acquaintance, but men brigands of the worst and the most desperate character (laughter). And at the same time they assume that the great English nation, which has its arm stretched all over the globe, at home is a nation of imbeciles (laughter). There is an idea in the minds of some men that by some sudden, secret, undiscovered method until the catastrophe is developed, like a great explosion — that the French Grovernment could arrange a succession of great trains, an army of soldiers, a vast collection of artillery — that all these could be put into this Tunnel (a laugh) from the French end of it, and although English people were passing every hour (a laugh) — they say that all this could be done, and nobody in England or at Dover would know anything about it, and thus there might be an invasion of this country through the Tunnel.

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Bright wondered how opponents of the tunnel could suppose that the French, known across Europe for their civilisation, were fixated on violent invasion, and also that the British, masters of a global empire, were incapable of organising basic self-defence. Long before any army could thread its way through the tunnel, the alarm would be raised and the invasion cut short. (60 / 60 words)

Bright wondered how opponents of the tunnel could suppose that the French, known across Europe for their civilisation, were fixated on violent invasion, and also that the British, masters of a global empire, were incapable of organising basic self-defence. Long before any army could thread its way through the tunnel, the alarm would be raised and the invasion cut short.

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Variations: 1.increase the length of this precis to exactly 65 words. 2.reduce the length of this precis to exactly 55 words. 3.introduce one of the following words into the precis: about, although, besides, if, not, or, otherwise, unless.

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