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On a money-spinning pilgrimage to Canterbury, a Pardoner says the quiet part out loud.

Pardoners, in pre-Reformation England, raised funds for the Pope by selling Indulgences, blessings that relieved sinners of some of the punishment they could expect to undergo in Purgatory after death. Naturally a Pardoner attached himself to the pilgrims walking to Canterbury, and he was refreshingly open about his profitable game.

Posted October 25 2024

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Rewrite these sentences so that they do not use the word ‘and’.

Rewrite these sentences to eliminate the word ‘and’. There may be several ways of doing this. For example:

I scrambled to my feet and looked around.

→ Scrambling to my feet, I looked around.

→ When I had scrambled to my feet, I looked around.

1 I asked for a night’s lodging and she said I was welcome to the bed in the loft.

2 I fitted my key into the door and just then I noticed a man and he was at my elbow.

3 I walked into the room and there was an old man and he was at the head of the table and he rose.

These sentences are based on sentences in the novels of John Buchan.

Posted October 24 2024

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A Well-Tuned Heart

A road accident made parish priest George Herbert late for his musical evening, but he was not a bit sorry.

Welshman and poet George Herbert was a country clergyman in Bemerton near Salisbury. Quiet, sensitive, and not much enamoured of the cold new Protestantism, his ministered gently to his parish until his death in 1633 at the age of just 39. Izaak Walton told this story as an illustration of the kind of man he was.

Posted October 22 2024

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Dog and Ducking

A much-provoked Newfoundland loses his patience.

The following story was included in a collection of anecdotes about dogs, and credited to Abraham Abell (1782-1851), a native of Cork in Ireland, member of the Royal Cork Institution, and one of the founders of the Cuvierian Society. It is told here by Edward Jesse, the man who oversaw the restoration of Hampton Court Palace and its subsequent opening to the public in 1838.

Posted October 22 2024

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Explain these gems of proverbial wisdom to someone who had not understood them.

Explain these proverbial remarks by Alexander Pope (1688-1744) to someone who has not understood them.

1 What Reason weaves, by Passion is undone.

2 Damn with faint praise.

3 For forms of Government let fools contest —
Whate’er is best administered is best.

Posted October 21 2024

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On Having the Socks

In Erewhon, apologise by saying you have the socks and everyone will understand.

You would be forgiven for thinking that our politicians today seem more sympathetic towards criminals than they do towards the sick and unemployed. In Erewhon, Samuel Butler’s dystopian Utopia, this had been enshrined as policy — which involved the Erewhonians in some ingenious evasions in order to avoid prosecution for a cold.

Posted October 21 2024

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